Why is it that people take my pens? I mean, seriously, what the fuck? I realize they’re pretty generic and not all that special, but they’re MINE. And when you take them, what am I left with? What happens when someone calls and I need to jot down some notes? What do I do when I get a sweet idea for how to build my robot? What am I to do when I have to pass a note during gym class?
See, it’s these sorts of questions an arrogant pen-stealer probably doesn’t ask themselves. They just think “hey, sweet pen! I could use one of those”. My response is simple, “hey, sweet arm… wouldn’t it look better with a cast on?”
Yeah, I went straight to physical violence… what of it? I think my parents would be proud :). But, what options do I have left? I mean, pen-stealer has already disregarded my property… why can’t I disregard his or her personal well-being? I think it’s a fair trade.
By the way… anyone got a pen?