Thankfully these beasts don’t really exist, or I imagine parking one’s automobile under a tree would be a lot more hazardous to the paint-job.
What if this is like Disney’s Gargoyles and this thing comes alive when the sun sets?
Talk about a “run for your life” situation. Then again, what if you’re in need of some fresh milk on the go?
It’s a gargoyle/milk-man-cow-bird! At night (after it wakes), it delivers its fresh milk right to your door.
Does this thing have a web site?
It looks like cowbird.com is taken, but perhaps cowbirdawesomeness.com!