Status Update | 2:05 pm (July 2, 2009)
Nickelback getting hit by rocks in Portugal: http://bit.ly/16IMZQ
To this I say “thank you, Portugal”.
Status Update | 9:55 am (July 2, 2009)
Thank you @kennymeyers, @jcroft and @mrwarren. Your conversation has been both entertaining AND educational. I salute you, right thurr.
Status Update | 8:27 am (July 2, 2009)
Maybe the greatest video you will ever see: clips from a 1994 documentary about jersey girls. http://bit.ly/2hLkd
Status Update | 6:08 pm (July 1, 2009)
Nickelback and IE8 makes a weird kind of sense… like two useless things finding solace in each other’s uselessness. http://tr.im/qymU
Status Update | 5:35 pm (July 1, 2009)
Well done, Fanta orange soda. You have stayed carbonated in my fridge far longer than I thought you would. Plus, you are delicious.
Status Update | 1:43 pm (July 1, 2009)
Dear Netflix, First off, you’re awesome. But why is it that every pop-under ad I get is from you? I thought you were better than that…
Status Update | 10:57 am (June 30, 2009)
Looks like Al Franken has *finally* been declared the winner in Minnesota’s Senate race http://tr.im/qlVB
Status Update | 8:28 am (June 30, 2009)
Today’s internet speed is apparently brought to me by turtles… or sloths…
Status Update | 11:58 pm (June 27, 2009)
Mister @twatson’s housewarming was lovely. Now home and eating a few Raspberry Newtons before bed.
Status Update | 4:58 pm (June 26, 2009)
Tonight’s evening will be brought to you by “the gf is out of town”, “Inkheart starring Brendan Frasier” and “Popsecret microwave popcorn”.
Status Update | 9:58 pm (June 25, 2009)
Everyone’s reviews of Transformers 2 makes me think I should wait and just Netflix it :/
Status Update | 4:51 pm (June 25, 2009)
Meeting Kathleen’s parents tonight for the first time. Little scared…
Status Update | 2:32 pm (June 25, 2009)
Michael Jackson may have been crazy and a weirdo, but everyone is kinda going overboard with the mocking. His kids just lost their dad.
Status Update | 1:16 pm (June 25, 2009)
I see you and I aren’t gonna get along too well today, eh stomach? We’ll see about that!
Status Update | 3:11 pm (June 24, 2009)
Having 4 email accounts in Mail.app means I constantly forget to set the FROM field properly and send work emails from my personal address.
Status Update | 12:19 pm (June 24, 2009)
Really wish the giant fly that flew into my apartment yesterday would fly out already. The open window is RIGHT THERE.
Status Update | 12:28 pm (June 23, 2009)
Waiting on a Fedex or UPS delivery is both exciting and frustrating. I want my useless purchases!
Status Update | 12:18 pm (June 22, 2009)
is really hoping that 1 serving size for Raspberry Newtons is “an entire row”…
Status Update | 6:22 pm (June 21, 2009)
Shaking a box of Wheat Thins sounds like you’re shaking a box of glass shards. A little unsettling, but it won’t stop me from eating them.